18. If all the Smarties eaten in one year were laid end to end it would equal almost 63,380 miles, more than two-and-a-half times around the Earth's equator.
I did not know that.
23. In America it's possible to subpoena a dog.
24. The 71m packets of biscuits sold annually by United Biscuits, owner of McVitie's, generate 127.8 tonnes of crumbs.
If you mash 'em together, they ain't crumbs no more!
29. When faced with danger, the octopus can wrap six of its legs around its head to disguise itself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards on the other two legs, scientists discovered.
I bet it could do that when it isn't scared.....if it really wanted to.
52. You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.
Guess it's true though, I've never been bitten by a rat. Only humans.
63. It takes less energy to import a tomato from Spain than to grow them in this country because of the artificial heat needed, according to Defra.
My mother in law has a garden and she grows tomatos without artificial heat and they are just as good as the ones in the store. What am I missing here?
69. First-born children are less creative but more stable, while last-born are more promiscuous, says US research.
. Pretty true for me, as I have a younger brother, and we pretty well fit that bill.
78. One in 18 people has a third nipple.
87. Pulling your foot out of quicksand takes a force equivalent to that needed to lift a medium-sized car.
Remind me to never step in quicksand!
92. You are 176 times more likely to be murdered than to win the National Lottery.
Guess it's a good thing I don't play the lotto then. Zero chance to win the lotto times 176 equals zero chance of being murdered!
Right, right? Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a "public performance".
Crazy, yet funny at the same time.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....