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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:56 pm

Christmas Carols For The Psych Ward

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

AMNESIA: I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

AGORAPHOBIA: I heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

AUTISTIC: Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock....

SENILE DEMENTIA: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANT DISORDER: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House.

SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:09 pm

You mean they couldn't find one for Feliz Navidad? Boo. :-t
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Postby knapplc » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:54 pm

Some guy on the light side posted this too. Good list! ;-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:59 pm

:-b


knapplc wrote:Some guy on the light side posted this too. Good list! ;-D


Yeah I wonder who that could have been. ;-7
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:43 pm

Big Pimpin wrote::-b


knapplc wrote:Some guy on the light side posted this too. Good list! ;-D


Yeah I wonder who that could have been. ;-7


There were 2 of them. :-B
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:51 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote::-b


knapplc wrote:Some guy on the light side posted this too. Good list! ;-D


Yeah I wonder who that could have been. ;-7


There were 2 of them. :-B


I've always known that Omaha was a Jekyll-and-Hyde. :-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:07 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote::-b


knapplc wrote:Some guy on the light side posted this too. Good list! ;-D


Yeah I wonder who that could have been. ;-7


There were 2 of them. :-B


I've always known that Omaha was a Jekyll-and-Hyde. :-D


You talking to me!?

That was funny...

But don't do it again!

Just kidding, I get the joke.

This time... }:-)
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:00 am

MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' LAST NIGHT: Feliz Navidad... Feliz Navidad
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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:10 am

Coppermine wrote:MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' LAST NIGHT: Feliz Navidad... Feliz Navidad


whoa
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:31 am

bigh0rt wrote:
Coppermine wrote:MY BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A 'DIRTY SANCHEZ' LAST NIGHT: Feliz Navidad... Feliz Navidad


whoa


There's 'drunk' and then there's.....I don't know what that is.... :-° :-b


In other news:

I think Copper's sleeping in today for some reason...
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