You weren't lying, Hort, you were plastered when you posted this.
What I do to avoid hangovers is having a cup of water after each drink and let it settle for a few minutes before having another beer. It helps, but then again, I have fairly high tolerance for alcohol and it'll take 5 pints of beer to get me just a little tipsy.
What's even worse (?) is when you wake up and you're still drunk. End up losing a few days that way. Not that I would have ever been in that spot in my past.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....