Went to a few games last year. Had a good time at a Red Sox game, but the dome just doesn't do it for me and I haven't been to a game yet with the dome open. Lapdances at the games would definitely be a nice perk.
The Jays seem like a team that's going to tease me into thinking they're good only to fall a little short of the Yankees and/or Red Sox just about every year. Kinda like the Pirates tease me most offseasons with the thought that they might get to, well, mediocrity.
I can only get excited about the Pirates because I lived there for the first 28 years of my life and they were good when I was first really getting into baseball... back in the days of Drabek, Walk, Smiley, Bonds, Bonilla, and Van Slyke. And PNC Park is an awesome place to watch a game. Everybody roots for their hometown team.. mine just happens to suck.