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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:02 pm

i rode the red line home after a night of drinking and someone tried to walk across the tracks to get the other side of the platform. luckily for him his sober friends pulled him back on to the platform. i dont really want to watch someone die, yet part of me wanted to see what happens when you touch the electrified rail.

on a different note, you know you are really drunk when the homeless guy on the train asks you if you are alright.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:37 pm

Coppermine wrote:once when I was drunk I stole one of those big wooden spools from a construction site they use to roll up big cables and such. I rolled it all the way over to my apartment building, set it up at the front door like it was a table and sat there drinking cheap champagne yelling at people walking into the building.

some guy sat down and we played hold 'em with some cards he just happened to have. I beat him and won 7 cans of Natural ice. I chugged three in a row, threw up in the bushes, and went to bed.

The next morning the spool had mysteriously disappeared, hopefully rolled away by another drunk college student who needed a table in front of his building.


It looked like this, except it didn't have any more cable on it and it was about 4 1/2 feet in diameter.
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I took one of those flashing barriar things from a construction site and walked all the way to my apartment with it. Beer gives you super-human strength, you know. I was pretty freaked out in the morning when my entire apartment was flashing orange...till I found the source and stashed it in my closet. I still have it.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:57 pm

He had drunk a substantial amount of vodka and has no recollection of this incident.


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