"Hey, you'd know what would be cool. Let's create a station all about the NFL!"
"Yeah that does sound cool, I'm down.
"But we'll only have it on satellite providers."
"Oh, well that kind of blows. Oh well, I don't care that much about it, I won't feel left out of not seeing 24 hour NFL coverage.
"But starting at Thanksgiving we'll have live NFL games each Thursday night."
"What!? That sucks, I'm not switching to one of the crappy dish companies just to watch my favorite team. You guys are asses! Can't you just be on cable?
"Nope, oh and by the way for all you Rutgers fans out there, we own the rights to the Texas Bowl, so guess what, unless you are one of the chosen few that have dish, you won't get to see your beloved Scarlet Knights on tv! Suckers!"
Seriously, I'm all for the death of the NFL Network at this point. Bunch of tools!