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Postby RugbyD » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:09 pm

If i were a consultant......

Ford: How can we copy the Dodge Magnum without alienating customers?

Me: You can't. Your move will be incredibly transparent.

Ford: What if we base it off the Mustang? It's a muscular car that won't look prissy as wagon.

Me: Did you hear anything I just said?

Ford: The Mustang is the only thing this company has going for it, we might as well expand its reach, right?

Me: In case you hadn't noticed, the Mustang has a significant history behind it. The magnum was a new creation that actually required a smidge of thought. Don't mess with what people love.

Ford: But it looks cool!

Me: Cool like a furnace.

Ford: I'd drive it.

Me: And what's the rest of your great idea record look like?

Ford: My grandpappy invented the assembly line.

Me: Do you recall what Homer Simpson did to Herb Simpson's car company?

Ford: I want play vroom vroom!!

Me: Have fun, Homer.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:11 pm

lol thats funny

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Postby Pogotheostrich » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:18 pm

RugbyD wrote:Me: Do you recall what Homer Simpson did to Herb Simpson's car company?


"I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad. And they should all play `La Cucaracha'."

"Some things are so snazzy they never go out of style! Like tail fins... And bubble domes... And shag carpeting..."

"Uhhh, Homer Simpson is a...brilliant man who has come up with many...well-thought-out, practical ideas, and is insuring the financial future of this company. Oh, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach."

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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:01 pm

As a proud Camaro owner, this tickles me in all the right spots. :-D
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Postby Half Massed » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:49 pm

That's just gross. That's pretty much all there is to it. What's next, a Mustang Bug?
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Postby Madison » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:27 pm

Half Massed wrote:That's just gross. That's pretty much all there is to it. What's next, a Mustang Bug?


SHHHHHH!!!!!!! 8-o Don't give them any more ideas! :-o


While I downright detest wagons of any sort, at least that one looks better than any wagon I've ever seen. That does not make it a good idea though. :-P

Any chance they change their minds and scrap this idea? :-o
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Postby ironman » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:34 pm

The inner-Simpsons nerd in me wants to point out that it's Herb Powell not Herb Simpson.
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:33 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:yeah it looks exactly like the magnum and charger... ;-7 ehh whatever, let them do what they want...ford's going down the tubes anyway.


Yeah, just ask the 40,000 people out of work because of Ford's greedy pursuit of bigger-is-better (except in Texas of course, where bigger is, in fact, better).
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Postby RugbyD » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:02 am

Coppermine wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:yeah it looks exactly like the magnum and charger... ;-7 ehh whatever, let them do what they want...ford's going down the tubes anyway.


Yeah, just ask the 40,000 people out of work because of Ford's greedy pursuit of bigger-is-better (except in Texas of course, where bigger is, in fact, better).

aren't these people that electively took severance? or is this different?
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