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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:57 pm

I've heard about these sort of things, but I always assumed they were an urban legend.
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Re: Real Office Space: Flush the Toilet Freak!!

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:58 pm

acsguitar wrote:I don't think I've ever forgot to flush...god I hate it..it angers me sooo much


That quote is emblematic of a man who parades around in a pink Jeep. :-b
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:it's me ;-7

J/K...that's nasty :-P you should set up a video camera


hmm :-? you might :-o have problems
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:59 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've heard about these sort of things, but I always assumed they were an urban legend.


Hilarious

Thatdude thats just wrong man!!

Our toilet is one of those that is so powerful it shoots a mist of water into the air. I literally hit the handle and run.

Maybee someone doesn't want to be hit so they just don't flush...then the next person gets hit...its quite disgusting.

I'm gonna write a "Remember to flush the toilet." Sign with expletives attached.
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Yoda » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:26 pm

This may be off topic but related to office/bathroom.

Is there anything more beautiful than going #2 while getting paid to do so? I make sure I spend at least 15-20 min in the bathroom in the morning.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:33 pm

Yoda wrote:This may be off topic but related to office/bathroom.

Is there anything more beautiful than going #2 while getting paid to do so? I make sure I spend at least 15-20 min in the bathroom in the morning.


no...no there isnt B-)
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:18 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:
Yoda wrote:This may be off topic but related to office/bathroom.

Is there anything more beautiful than going #2 while getting paid to do so? I make sure I spend at least 15-20 min in the bathroom in the morning.


no...no there isnt B-)


Agreed and legally I don't think it can count as a break ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:43 pm

Make a little note:

"Dear Corporation X Employees:

Lately there's been an issue that the maintenance staff has noticed with regard to stalls not having their toilets flushed. Please remember to do so as a courtesy to your co-workers and building guests. Thank you.

- MGMT"
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Postby Yoda » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:45 pm

bigh0rt wrote:Make a little note:

"Dear Corporation X Employees:

Lately there's been an issue that the maintenance staff has noticed with regard to stalls not having their toilets flushed. Please remember to do so as a courtesy to your co-workers and building guests. Thank you.

- MGMT"


It is kind of ridiculous you have to put up a sign like this no? :-D
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Postby Phatferd » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:48 pm

We have single bathrooms, no stalls and the largest dude in the office (pushing 300lbs) decided to leave the door unlocked while he was dropping his kids off at the pool.

Talk about an image that never leaves...
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