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Real Office Space: Flush the Toilet Freak!!

Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:30 pm

I have to say and I've debated posting this as I don't want it to get disgusting so lets keep it clean.

Anyone else go to use the facilities at work and come across a "mess" in the toilet that you are about to use?

It seems there is a serial offender here in my building. Tell me what is so hard about flushing the toilet. I find it disgusting that I have to flush your making down the toilet every time I want to go.

Give me a break its horrible...And our toilets are industrial strength if you put a kitten in the bowl and flushed it would go through.

Seriously 7 out of 10 times I'm greated with this horror...

do some people just forget? Do they not want to touch the handle, you can use your shoe if you don't wanna touch the handle.

I don't think I've ever forgot to flush...god I hate it..it angers me sooo much
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:34 pm

Hmm.. maybe you should circulate a memo regarding the appropriate method for flushing waste in the men's room. Don't forget to fax it with the appropriate TPS cover sheet as well.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:36 pm

this reminds me of something funny i did yesterday...i found a very old piece of raw chicken in a container in my fridge yesterday. i live with 3 other friends. so i placed said raw chicken in the toilet without flushing. everyone accused everyone else of doing it and i dont think anyone realized it was chicken..thats how old it was.
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Postby ThatDude » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:37 pm

There's only one solution. Fight fire with fire.


Although if you are expelling fire in the bathroom, you have bigger problems to worry about.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:40 pm

ThatDude wrote:There's only one solution. Fight fire with fire.


Although if you are expelling fire in the bathroom, you have bigger problems to worry about.


}:-) i agree...but make it look so much worse....mix in some chocolate and maybe some guacamole in there too ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:43 pm

Does no one else ever run into this type of digustingness?
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Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:49 pm

Some people drop bombs, what can you do?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:51 pm

it's me ;-7

J/K...that's nasty :-P you should set up a video camera
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:53 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Some people drop bombs, what can you do?


I don't mind people dropping bombs...but flush it down homey..I mean there is no sign of flushing its like looking into a porta john at a barbeque cook off festival
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Postby ThatDude » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:54 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Some people drop bombs, what can you do?


I'm one of those people.

When something like this happened at work a couple years ago, I took it as a challenge. Someone had thrown down the gauntlet, and I'm not one to back down.

Two weeks. That's how long my unknown opponent and myself spent leaving presents all over the building. Finally a memo came down from on high demanding a cease fire.
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