1. Phantom Menace. 2/10
Horrible. Obviously aimed at little kids, a bunch of cartoon monsters making stupid noises.
Also, Brian Blessed totally wasted.
2. Attack Of The Clones. 6/10
Much better. I liked how Anakin was a bit psycho looking, and any movie that has a scene with Christopher Lee and Samuel Jackson in it is worth watching IMO
Jake the Mus was every soldier? OK
Natalie Portman (2002 version) I'd hit it.
3. Revenge Of The Sith. 2/10
UGH. Too...much...CGI
One scene in particular was like a bad photoshop, it had two actors heads (non-CGI) at one level of contrast, and the rest of the screen (all CGI) about 5 shades lighter.
At least they had a lot of money in their imaginary explosion budget (sarcasm)
This one had the story make something really great, and instead they made an explosion-y desktop screensaver.
4. A New Hope 8/10
Iconic. A lot faster then I remember.
5. Empire Strikes Back 6/10
A bit slow, I don't think this is the best one like a lot of people.
6. Return Of The Jedi 8/10
Terrific.
One thing I found funny was Carrie Fisher wearing the oooh-la-la bikini (
), then she talks and you're like "ew, haggard smokers voice"
Liked the end very much, especially how Vader basically gorilla-pressed the Emperor to his death.

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