It's as if Chuck Norris got in a fight with Vin Diesel, and Jack Bauer and Mr. T joined in as tag team members. While everybody is wearing leathery speedos and oiled.
The movie's great. Everything good about action filmmaking strapped to a train going at full speed over a cliff. On Fire. This gets a 9/10 from me.
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.