On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 0.5/10
Oh. My. God
What the hell was that ____? Two and a half hours of some of the worst crap I have ever seen.
Highlights/Lowlights...... (I would say Spoiler Alert, but trust me, you don't want to watch this)...........
* Blofeld doesn't recognise Bond even though they were face-to-face in climactic scene of the previous movie.
* Bond gets married and says I love you?
* Lazenby's hideous dated plastic hair.
* Draco tells his life story for what seemed like 10+ minutes. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
* They give James Bond an office? Why?
* Bond reads a Playboy while cracking a safe (I found that weirdly funny)
* Bond kisses a dead girl for far longer then is appropriate.
The movie gets 0.2 for reading a playboy, and 0.3 because I found his "wife" weirdly sexy.
If you feel like wasting 2 and a half hours of your life, this is it baby!