Eastern Promises - 3/10
Few things are worse than hearing a bunch of hype about a movie from friends whose opinion you value, then going to see the movie and leaving the theater completely unsatisfied.
If you've got nothing better to do some afternoon and want to see Viggo's bare ass rolling around a steamroom, this is the movie to see. It's just a poorly executed mob movie.
Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic.