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Postby acsguitar » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:11 pm

Guess where this crazy story took place GERMANY OR FLORIDA!!!

I have edited the story to protect if it took place in germany or florida...remember all entries must have either taken place in germany or florida

A 4-year-old girl was mauled at a children's birthday party by a cougar that had been brought in by a wild-animal business to entertain the youngsters, authorities said.

The girl was attacked on Nov. 18 at the home of Francisco Unanue during a party for his 7-year-old child and suffered severe cuts on her eyelid, cheek and ear, authorities said. Doctors sewed back part of her severed ear.

Officials said owner and trainer Corinne Oltz removed the leashed cougar from its cage to show it to the children, but the girl sneaked behind Oltz and startled the animal. The declawed cat seized the child's head with its teeth.


The 62-pound cougar was destroyed last week so that it could be tested for rabies; it did not have rabies.

Officials said Friday they were considering charges against the company that provides wild animals for parties.

Oltz was cited for a wildlife cage violation in a similar attack in 1999, court records showed. In 2001, a leopard attacked a child at a picnic.


Really who should have been put to sleep the Cougar or the idiot letting his daughter run around freely while there was a cougar in the vicinity
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Postby Big Pimpin » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:15 pm

Morons everywhere...

I'm going with Florida.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:17 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:Morons everywhere...

I'm going with Florida.


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Postby KPucks » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:27 pm

Sounds like Florida to me.
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Postby cordscords » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:34 pm

Cougar screams Florida.
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Postby Chrisy Moltisanti » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:38 pm

Corinne? Francisco? Wild-animal business? Florida.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:39 pm

It has to be Florida, because there are cougars all over Florida... My sister was almost attacked by one walking home from school.

It's sad, I know.

Although I see the similarity to Seigfried and Roy.
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Postby Phatferd » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:04 pm

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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:43 pm

Only in America, so my vote is Florida.
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Re: Lets Play Germany or Florida!!:

Postby Half Massed » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:57 pm

The 62-pound cougar was destroyed last week so that it could be tested for rabies; it did not have rabies.


That's quite a way to say it. Destroyed? 8-o

And this has to be Florida.
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