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Postby DevilDriver » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:52 pm

I feel bad for those guests. :-P
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:54 pm

Yeah, killing him and dismembering him ought to teach him never to cheat on her again! That's a lesson he'll never forget.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:58 pm

In Russia, would it be called Soylent Red?
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Postby sportsaddict » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:47 am

What would you do if you were one of the guests who ate that guy? And what did the woman convince the guests that her dinner was?
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Postby JTWood » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:01 am

I've always said that all guys need to go through two experiences in life:

1) Basic Training, so you understand what it's like.
2) Crazy girlfriend, so you appreciate how rare normal is.

I think I need to modify my second rule... :-o
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Postby acsguitar » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:42 am

Coppermine wrote:In Russia, would it be called Soylent Red?


Soylent Red is Comrades!!!
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:51 am

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:In Russia, would it be called Soylent Red?


Soylent Red is Comrades!!!


Instead of Charlton Heston, it'll be Yakov Smirnoff saying that.

I don't understand some Russian girls though. A few will let you have carte blanche to go cheat with another woman, just like with Andrei Kirilenko's wife, while there are others who will turn you into steak and kidney pie if you had even taken a nanosecond glimpse on another girl. On second thought, I thought that steak and kidney pie I had for lunch at the pub tasted quite odd. ;-7
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:57 am

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:In Russia, would it be called Soylent Red?


Soylent Red is Comrades!!!


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Postby ayebatter » Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:25 am

sportsaddict wrote:What would you do if you were one of the guests who ate that guy? And what did the woman convince the guests that her dinner was?


Chetah :-b
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Postby 1337_Dude » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:22 pm

No "In Soviet Russia" jokes?
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