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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:38 pm

Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests

...the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

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Whoa.
This woman is pretty good at cooking though, making meatballs, dumplings and sausage by herself...

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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:00 pm

Wow. Whatever he did, I would suggest not doing to that woman in the future if anyone's crazy enough to date her. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:23 pm

Man Russian chicks are way hot
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Postby sportsguy138 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:42 pm

That's pretty disgusting. Where's the closest mental institute?
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Postby pokerplaya » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:05 pm

Only 11 stinking years???? Anyone else think that's a little soft?? :-? 8-o :-P
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Postby Big Pimpin » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:14 pm

pokerplaya wrote:Only 11 stinking years???? Anyone else think that's a little soft?? :-? 8-o :-P


No kidding. Although maybe she didn't kill him. I can see eleven years if her crime was essentially dismembering an already dead body and then feeding it to her friends.

Nevermind, just read the whole article and she did in fact kill him. Yeah eleven years seems real soft. :-P
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:14 pm

pokerplaya wrote:Only 11 stinking years???? Anyone else think that's a little soft?? :-? 8-o :-P


I believe research shows an oustanding recovery rater for those who have decided its best to kill and eat their loved ones and then feed them to the neighbors or trade them for booze.

I believe :-D
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Postby Big Pimpin » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:14 pm

Madison wrote:Wow. Whatever he did, I would suggest not doing to that woman in the future if anyone's crazy enough to date her. :-b


Article said she suspected him of unfaithfulness. So be careful gentlemen. !+)
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:18 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
Madison wrote:Wow. Whatever he did, I would suggest not doing to that woman in the future if anyone's crazy enough to date her. :-b


Article said she suspected him of unfaithfulness. So be careful gentlemen. !+)


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Postby roninmedia » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:01 pm

8-o

God, only 11 years?

I will now tread lightly around all women and avoid the crazy ones.
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