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BoC Round 2 - Spaceballs vs. 40 Year Old Virgin

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Spaceballs or 40 Year Old Virgin

Poll ended at Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:04 pm

Spaceballs
30
59%
40 Year Old Virgin
21
41%
 
Total votes : 51

BoC Round 2 - Spaceballs vs. 40 Year Old Virgin

Postby ironman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:04 pm

Spaceballs

[nurse exits]
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

[Playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!

Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Dark Helmet: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

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40 Year Old Virgin

Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Andy Stitzer: You guys, she's picking me up in an hour.
David: Oh, drag, dude.
Cal: She's picking you up from here?
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: That's ****ed up, man.
Andy Stitzer: Why?
Cal: Why? Seriously. I mean, look at this place, man. You gotta see this through the eyes of a woman, you know? What is she going to think when she comes in here? Look. He's got a billion toys.
Andy Stitzer: So what?
Cal: And more video games than a teenaged Asian kid.
Andy Stitzer: Okay.
Cal: [Pointing to an action figure on a shelf] Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
Andy Stitzer: That's Oscar Goldman.
Cal: Why do you have that?
Andy Stitzer: That's worth a lot of money. That's much more valuable than Steve Austin.
Cal: Well, that may be the case. But none of this **** is sexy, okay?
Andy Stitzer: I'm not trying to be sexy, man.
Cal: [Pointing to a framed poster] I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?
Andy Stitzer: They did not laugh at me.
David: Know why you're gay? Because you like Asia.
Andy Stitzer: You guys cool it with the gay. You know, she's on her way over here, okay?
Cal: First, you relax, okay?
Andy Stitzer: Just stop calming me down and tell me what I should do.
Cal: Okay, we just take everything that's embarrassing and we move it out of here so it doesn't look like you live in Neverland Ranch.

Andy Stitzer: Wow, this place is crowded.
David: Yeah, well you know, nine dollar beer night.

Jay: [to Andy, in a bar] All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."

Cal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.

Boy at Health Clinic: Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis..

Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?

Paula: [translation of her Guatamalan love song] Whenever they clean my room I can't find anything. Where are you going with such haste? To a football game.

Andy Stitzer: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.
David: What?

Andy Stitzer: I'm not really much of a ho-runner.
David: My uncle used to drive a ho-runner.

Jill: Oh, so you wrote, "ho fo sho'".
Andy Stitzer: Yeah, I remember that girl, she was a ho... for sho'

David: If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground.

Cal: That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy Stitzer: Well, she's no Jack Palance.
Cal: No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to **** Jack Palance right now.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:32 pm

Spaceballs by a light year
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:54 pm

I'm a big 40 Year Old Virgin advocate here, but I also picked Spaceballs by a mile.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:10 pm

i clicked Spaceballs with Ludicrus Speed ;-D
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:27 pm

Spaceballs was just kind of stupid. 40YOV is where it's at.
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Postby 1337_Dude » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:33 pm

Spaceballs takes this in a landside.
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Postby ThatDude » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:33 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:Spaceballs was just kind of stupid. 40YOV is where it's at.


Spaceballs wasn't just kind of stupid, it was stupendously stupid.


Which is why it's one of the 5 funniest movies ever.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:34 pm

ThatDude wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:Spaceballs was just kind of stupid. 40YOV is where it's at.


Spaceballs wasn't just kind of stupid, it was stupendously stupid.


Which is why it's one of the 5 funniest movies ever.


Thats awesome and true ;-D
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Postby BronXBombers51 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:39 pm

40 Year Old Virgin is one of my favorite movies, but Spaceballs is an absolute classic. Tough break for 40YOV, I'd like to have seen it go further.
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:00 pm

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