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Stripes vs. Bill and Ted

Poll ended at Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:36 pm

Stripes
22
61%
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
14
39%
 
Total votes : 36

BoC Round 2 - Stripes vs. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Postby ironman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:36 pm

Stripes

[after stumbling on the sidewalk]
Captain Stillman: Have that removed.

Dewey Oxburger: Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

Sergeant Hulka: Okay, Mr. Push-ups, let's hear your story.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

John Winger: Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.
John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.

Cruiser: I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?

Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Captain Stillman: [spying on female soldiers taking showers] I wish I was a loofah.

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Sergeant Hulka: Men, welcome to the United States Army. I'm Sergeant Hulka. I'm your drill sergeant. Before we proceed any further, we gotta get something straight. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. It's just you, me, and Uncle Sam. And before I leave you, you're gonna find out that me and Uncle Sam are one in the same.
John Winger: Uncle Hulka?

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.
Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...
Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!
[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]
Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

[Delivering a history report]
Ox: Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers... San Dimas High School football rules.

Bill: OK Ted, George Washington. One: the father of our country.
Ted: Two: born on President's Day.
Bill: Three: the dollar bill guy.
Ted: Bill, did you ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Bill: Ted?
Ted: What?
Bill: Alaska.
Ted: OK. Um...
[thinks for a moment]
Ted: Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick.
Bill: That's Captain Ahab, dude.

Mr. Ryan: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

Mr. Ryan: Who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?

Ted: Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:37 pm

Bill and Ted!!!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:42 pm

acsguitar wrote:Bill and Ted!!!

Anytime in the future before going to see I movie I'm going to ask asguitar's opinion and do the exact opposite. :-D
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Postby ironman » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:50 pm

acsguitar wrote:Bill and Ted!!!


Good lord. This movie shouldn't have made it out of the first round.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:59 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Bill and Ted!!!

Anytime in the future before going to see I movie I'm going to ask asguitar's opinion and do the exact opposite. :-D


hahah I really don't even like movies so I'll probably tell you they all suck
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Postby bronxxbomber » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:38 pm

I'm a cornball, I've seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure too many times :-D and I love it.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:08 pm

SANDIMASHIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!!!!
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Postby ThatDude » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:38 pm

Stripes is the best movie Murray has done in which he has had the bulk of the screen time.

Caddyshack is probably his best work, but he was a smaller part of the cast there.
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:09 pm

Stripes, easily.
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Postby Old_Style » Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:26 pm

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