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BoC Round 2 - Blazing Saddles vs. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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Saddles or Ferris?

Poll ended at Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:49 pm

Blazing Saddles
22
58%
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
16
42%
 
Total votes : 38

BoC Round 2 - Blazing Saddles vs. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Postby ironman » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:49 pm

Blazing Saddles

Lili Von Shtupp: Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.
Jim: When?

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

Jim: You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

Lyle: Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Bart: You be my guest, and I be your host. What be your pleasure, Jim?
Jim: I don't know... play chess... screw...
Bart: [quickly] Let's play chess.

Hedley Lamarr: There might be legal precedent! Of course, Landsnatching... land, land, Land, see Snatch. Ah, Hailie vs. United Sates. Hailie: 7, United States: nothing. You see, it can be done!

Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at?

Bart: What's your name?
Jim: Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Sloane: What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?
[beat]
Ferris: Neither would I.

Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.

Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?

Grace: Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Maitre D': Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
Ferris: Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Ferris: Snooty?
Maitre D': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty?

Economics Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever.

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody... Its true.
Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.
Grace: Mmm-hmm.
Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectivley govern this student body.
Grace: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.

Katie Bueller: I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her!
Tom Bueller: I think we should shoot her.

Cameron: Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta!

Cameron: [fake answering machine message] You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. We're deeply sorry we are not able to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number, we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:34 pm

I've only seen clips of blazing saddles and its way more funny then Ferris Bueller
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Postby RugbyD » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:32 pm

If you shoved a lump of coal up the ass of everyone voting for Blazing Saddles this round, in two weeks we'd have too many diamonds.

Vote Bueller!
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:39 pm

Save Ferris!
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Postby Old_Style » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:41 pm

saddles ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:23 pm

This one's tough... Hmm. I guess I'll go with Blazing Saddles.
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Postby speedy27 » Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:54 pm

tough one...but i too will go with Blazing Saddles
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Postby Mugrila » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:25 pm

Blazing Saddles for me as well.
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Postby luckygehrig » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:41 am

Hi. Ferris Bueller. Ferris Bueller. ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:49 am

Blazing Saddles. ;-D
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