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BoC Round 2 - Anchorman vs. Vacation

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Anchorman or Vacation?

Poll ended at Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:51 pm

Anchorman
24
62%
Vacation
15
38%
 
Total votes : 39

BoC Round 2 - Anchorman vs. Vacation

Postby ironman » Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:51 pm

Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while.

Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

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Vacation

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

Ed: Now, I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold, that if you are thinking of taking the tribe cross country, this is your automobile. The Wagon Queen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

Ellen Griswold: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.
Clark: It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins it's okay by me. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.

Clark: I think you're all bleeped in the head. We're ten hours from the bleeping fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much bleeping fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're bleepholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy bleep!

Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
Cousin Dale: No.
Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Space Invaders?
Cousin Dale: Nope.
Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

Clark: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Pimp: **** yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:15 pm

:-° tough...but Vacation is such a classic
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Postby Half Massed » Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:58 pm

I liked Anchorman too much not to vote for it.
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Postby avsfan4ever33 » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:18 pm

Anchorman was good, but have to go with the classic Vacation.
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Postby daullaz » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:27 pm

I love lamp.

Brick, where did you get a grenade?
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:51 pm

I'm Ron Burgandy?
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Postby cordscords » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:08 pm

I have for you, an invitation to the pants party.
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Postby Old_Style » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:12 pm

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!
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Postby luckygehrig » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:32 pm

Hiyo! Another vote for Anchorman. ;-D
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Postby davidmarver » Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:31 pm

luckygehrig wrote:Hiyo!

There he is!

Anchorman got my vote.
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