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BoC Round 2 - Dumb and Dumber vs. Groundhog Day

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Dumb and Dumber or Groundhog Day?

Poll ended at Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:45 am

Dumb and Dumber
25
74%
Groundhog Day
9
26%
 
Total votes : 34

BoC Round 2 - Dumb and Dumber vs. Groundhog Day

Postby ironman » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:35 am

Dumb and Dumber

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of <expletive>, man.

Lloyd: Excuse me, Flo?
[Harry and Lloyd crack up]
Lloyd: Flo, like the TV show. Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Flo, Waitress #1: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

Lloyd: You're it.
Harry: You're it.
Lloyd: You're it, quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can't do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Harry: No, you can't do that... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
Lloyd: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!

State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way!
[chuckles]
Lloyd: WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

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Groundhog Day

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing.

Ned: Phil?
Phil: Ned.
[Punches Ned in the face]

Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

Mrs. Lancaster: Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
Phil: I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.

Phil Connors: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry?
[Larry shakes his head "no."]
Phil Connors: Untie your tongue, and you come out here and talk, huh? Am I upsetting you, Princess?
[Rita shakes her head "no."]
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:52 am

Easy one Dumb and Dumber!
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Postby Art Vandelay » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:57 am

I'm a pretty big fan of Groundhog Day, but Dumb and Dumber belongs in the comedy pantheon...and I'm not even a Jim Carey fan.
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:27 pm

Groundhog Day's a fun movie, but Dumb and Dumber is funnier.
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Postby Old_Style » Mon Nov 20, 2006 12:48 pm

We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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Postby raiders_umpire » Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:12 pm

Groundhog Day is one of my favorites, but Dumb and Dumber is just a bit funnier.
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Postby Snakes Gould » Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:57 pm

my vote goes to dumb and dumber....
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:39 pm

raiders_umpire wrote:Groundhog Day is one of my favorites, but Dumb and Dumber is just a bit funnier.


Agreed. ;-D
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon Nov 20, 2006 5:41 pm

I'm one of the few, the proud; the GD voters.
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Postby j24jags » Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:30 pm

This was a very tough decision, but I went with Dumb and Dumber in the end.
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