I love today's woot. The writeup is hilarious.
Woot.com wrote:No need to mess around with weird, scary “fax paper”, either, on accounta this uses “regular paper” (please forgive the technical jargon). What’s more, your HP Fax 1240 will also make copies that are yours to keep. We visionary futur-o-philes call this “photocopying”. And it’s also a phone. And a paperweight. If you’re setting up an office in your home in 1991, you simply cannot do better than the Hewlett Packard Fax 1240 Inkjet Fax/Phone/Copier.
The other day they were selling old PS/2 keyboards in bundles of 10 for like $8. They said, "We have no idea what to do with them, but you guys are weird, so we figured you'd buy them."