Shortly after this picture was taken, a PETA-led SWAT team descended upon a dirty hotel room in Owensboro, KY, after receiving reports of "pony abuse".
After several failed attempts to lose his virginity in the barnyard, little Johnny enlists the help of his morally questionable older sister to learn the art of sexual persuasion.
I'd come up with a caption, but I'm speechless and drawing a blank.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....