How should I quit my job?

[Art Vandelay]

I would have gone with this method:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnDSHlASG4

Link contains a few bad words...sorry if we're not supposed to post links that are NSFW.

[DaQ]

I would have gone with this method:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYnDSHlASG4

Link contains a few bad words...sorry if we're not supposed to post links that are NSFW.

hahaha

I would have quit George Costanza style (from The Revenge):

"That's it, this is it, I'm done, through, it's over, I'm gone, finished over, I will never work for you again, look at you, you think your an important man, is that what you think, you are a laughing stock,you are a joke, these people are laughing at you!, your nothing, you have no brains, no ability, nothing, I quit!"

[ironman]

"But then I thought forget it. Since I'm going to get a bad reference I might as well beat the out of him or something. Take a crap on his chest, punch him continually in the neck, right? Who's going to believe that, if they call for a reference? 'Well, he dumped on my chest and punch me continually in the neck, if that's the kind of man you want to hire.' And they're like, 'you got the job. This..you're right. He is a looney tune, welcome, welcome to Kinko's."

Dane you gotta get here early. You gotta dust off the Uncle Bucks.

[chadlincoln]

Fake your death.

[suppasonic]

Blow up the building.

[acsguitar]

Way to be a quitter.

When I first moved to Denver I had a job with this evil woman.

She told us that we needed to work harder because she didn't want to sell her new porsche.

I liked everyone in the small buisness except for her. Unfortunately she was the president and owner.

Anyways one day she says to me "I don't think you like it here. If you don't wanna be here you need to tell me."

I didn't mind being there I just hated her so every time she was around I was pissed because she sucked bad.

So I went home for lunch and told my girlfriend how I hated my job. She was like just quit. So I called her up at lunch and said.

"I quit"

She asked when I said immediately.

It was awesome!

[Phatferd]

Way to be a quitter.

When I first moved to Denver I had a job with this evil woman.

She told us that we needed to work harder because she didn't want to sell her new porsche.

I liked everyone in the small buisness except for her. Unfortunately she was the president and owner.

Anyways one day she says to me "I don't think you like it here. If you don't wanna be here you need to tell me."

I didn't mind being there I just hated her so every time she was around I was pissed because she sucked bad.

So I went home for lunch and told my girlfriend how I hated my job. She was like just quit. So I called her up at lunch and said.

"I quit"

She asked when I said immediately.

It was awesome!

Did your girlfriend make you feel better?

[acsguitar]

Way to be a quitter.

When I first moved to Denver I had a job with this evil woman.

She told us that we needed to work harder because she didn't want to sell her new porsche.

I liked everyone in the small buisness except for her. Unfortunately she was the president and owner.

Anyways one day she says to me "I don't think you like it here. If you don't wanna be here you need to tell me."

I didn't mind being there I just hated her so every time she was around I was pissed because she sucked bad.

So I went home for lunch and told my girlfriend how I hated my job. She was like just quit. So I called her up at lunch and said.

"I quit"

She asked when I said immediately.

It was awesome!

Did your girlfriend make you feel better?

I am I strong man!! I will fight yoU!!!