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Postby acsguitar » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:21 pm

I think I've realized the pain in my neck is my girlfriend.

example:

She drinks my 8 dollar microbrew 22 oz porter without asking. I say ok whatever.

I eat a miniscule portion of her leftover thai food she whines like a baby and gives me the silent treatment.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:43 pm

acsguitar wrote:I think I've realized the pain in my neck is my girlfriend.

example:

She drinks my 8 dollar microbrew 22 oz porter without asking. I say ok whatever.

I eat a miniscule portion of her leftover thai food she whines like a baby and gives me the silent treatment.


Ah, women. God bless 'em.
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:12 pm

Y`s Guy wrote:
ince then my neck clicks


This one is easy. That jerk simply loosened a bolt. Most humans have 1/4 inch drive bolts and a ratchet will suffice.

Why did you let this 'click' go on for so long? Have you ever been described as 'cliquey?'


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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:16 pm

Simulacrum wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and had a stiff neck for a day.


:-B


Hey Funz.. I saw part of Goldmember on TV last night and Austin's dad made the viagra/ stiff neck joke. Not cool, ripping off Austin's dad like that. :-t

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Postby acsguitar » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:23 pm

Simulacrum wrote:
Simulacrum wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and had a stiff neck for a day.


:-B


Hey Funz.. I saw part of Goldmember on TV last night and Austin's dad made the viagra/ stiff neck joke. Not cool, ripping off Austin's dad like that. :-t

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I thought that creativity came from Funzo himself :-t
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