Y`s Guy wrote:
I had to call up the wife on her cell and tell her to bring the kids home early so that I can use their candies.
That's just wrong.
I was driving home from school when a tiny tot ran out from between two cars. I left a stain on my seat as my car came to a halt just a foot from him. His mother cried apologetically. Luckily I was only going 15mph but it seemed like 30.
And that's why Halloween was my least day of the year to deliver pizzas on.
I had so much candy that I started having contests for the older boys that came along. I tossed a sandwich baggie full of candy to them as they stood about 7 feet away. If they caught it, they got an extra bag.