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Postby Y`s Guy » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:51 pm

Okay....

How many times will Carlos wake up in a cold sweat?
How many times will Carlos wake up screaming in the night?
How bad will the next few months be?

The man just became a goat the size of mastadon.
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Postby slomo007 » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:52 pm

What? For striking out in the bottom of the ninth?

Damn he's not a machine, nobody is perfect...except Derek Jeter.
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Postby da1chipo » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:54 pm

It's not like he's the only one who did nothing.
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Postby RynMan » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:55 pm

Just try and hit Wainwright's hook. !+)
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Re: Carlos Beltran in the winter of 2006/2007

Postby TheYanks04 » Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:56 pm

Y`s Guy wrote:Okay....

How many times will Carlos wake up in a cold sweat?
How many times will Carlos wake up screaming in the night?
How bad will the next few months be?

The man just became a goat the size of mastadon.



I can see the session now...the Dr. can see you now Mr. Beltran.

Arod walks out of the office in his tuxedo. Beltran enters.

Beltran starts to talk about his K...the Doc hands Beltran a photo in a sealed envelope.

What's this asks Beltran?

Doc: I want you to open and look at this every time you start worrying about the performance in the NLCS.

Beltran: OK, what is it.

Doc: A signed photo of Arod. He hands them to me every time we have a session. It will make you appreciate what you have.

Beltran: Oh you are right doc. I mean it could be so much worse.
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Postby dyuen87 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:00 am

Beltran wont get nearly as much heat as Randolph will for not going to Wagner in that spot.

My prediction: Soriano will be a Met next year.
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Re: Carlos Beltran in the winter of 2006/2007

Postby DK » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:04 am

TheYanks04 wrote:
Y`s Guy wrote:Okay....

How many times will Carlos wake up in a cold sweat?
How many times will Carlos wake up screaming in the night?
How bad will the next few months be?

The man just became a goat the size of mastadon.



I can see the session now...the Dr. can see you now Mr. Beltran.

Arod walks out of the office in his tuxedo. Beltran enters.

Beltran starts to talk about his K...the Doc hands Beltran a photo in a sealed envelope.

What's this asks Beltran?

Doc: I want you to open and look at this every time you start worrying about the performance in the NLCS.

Beltran: OK, what is it.

Doc: A signed photo of Arod. He hands them to me every time we have a session. It will make you appreciate what you have.

Beltran: Oh you are right doc. I mean it could be so much worse.


Shut up and stop bringing A-Rod into every conversation.
It's sickening.

Go away.
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Postby TheYanks04 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:09 am

Cry cry....poor Beltran took a curve right down the middle and the Mets lost...cry cry.


Today is a good day.

And still the precious Leftovers forums only seems to be policed against Yankee fans posting stuff that belongs in others place according to the powers that be. How selective things are here.
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Postby DK » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:10 am

TheYanks04 wrote:Cry cry....poor Beltran took a curve right down the middle and the Mets lost...cry cry.


Today is a good day.


Better than what happened to TheYanksin04.

Yeah, it's a pretty depressing loss. You're quite the stand-up guy for rubbing salt in the wounds, though. :-t :-t

God, I hope they ban you soon.
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:17 am

I'll bet the Cubs would be interested in Beltran.
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