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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:51 pm

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Postby ironman » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:15 pm

Why does he need to do it in a ring? He beats women outside of it all the time anyway.
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:26 pm

Wasn't there a TV special about something like this before? I seem to remember.. Vanilla Ice boxing Tonya Harding and getting his butt kicked. :-?

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What a psycho. :-D
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:58 pm

The woman would probaby win, but it would be interesting to see which piece of her he chooses to bite off. Might just wind up being a free piercing. 8-o

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Postby ironman » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:11 pm

They should have Tyson fight Butterbean.
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Postby chadlincoln » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:19 pm

You'd think he'd have learned not to attack women...
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:57 pm

I'm hoping for a surprise after he lays one hand on a woman in the ring. Every good man in the coliseum jumps in the ring and pummels him. }:-) !+)
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:05 pm

Maybe he could pull this off if he staged it as a benefit for breast cancer research and donated all the profits..

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