Here is the latest message from the commish just sent to me--it's a classic for sure. I'll try to post more of his messages soon, in the meanwhile enjoy this offering.
Obviously I'm not the richest guy in the world, or I would've paid you the whole thing. I sent you an email saying I could only send $200 of the $250, and I told you why. My mother is very ill, and on top of my shit that's going on, I'm trying to help her as much as I can too, and she just had something come up where she needs to go to Florida next week and I'm trying to help her buy what she needs in order to go. If you're gonna call the cops on me because I still owe you $50, then whatever. Do what you got to do. I'll send you the $50 as soon as I can.
Ted Williams--Last man to hit .400