Yet another blonde joke

[Omaha Red Sox]

Yeah, I've heard that before. Pretty good.

How about some others?

Blonde Joke Thread 1

Blonde Joke Thread 2

Blonde Joke Thread 3

Blonde Joke Thread 4

Blonde Joke Thread 5

Blonde Joke Thread 6

Blonde Joke Thread 7

And, of course...

THE OFFICIAL BLONDE JOKE THREAD

One thing can be said. Mad likes his blonde jokes.

[RyanK]

Ugh this reminds me of my stupid weekly joke thread I tried to start then got tooo lazy...

Good joke though I laughed

[Omaha Red Sox]

Just got one in an email I'll share...

>Subject: Nebraska Blond
>>
>
> A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that
>she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River.
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
>water when a handsome young man saw her tottering on the edge of the
>dock, crying.
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live
>for. I'm a sailor and I'm off to Europe in the morning. If you like, I
>can stow you away on my ship.
> "I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added,
>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
>a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
>lifeboat.
> From then on, every night! he brought her three sandwiches and a
>piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks
>later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained "I
>get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and
>we never leave Council Bluffs."

[Madison]

Genius!

[raiders_umpire]

Very nice.

[The Artful Dodger]

Just got one in an email I'll share...

>Subject: Nebraska Blond
>>
>
> A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that
>she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River.
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
>water when a handsome young man saw her tottering on the edge of the
>dock, crying.
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live
>for. I'm a sailor and I'm off to Europe in the morning. If you like, I
>can stow you away on my ship.
> "I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added,
>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
>a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
>lifeboat.
> From then on, every night! he brought her three sandwiches and a
>piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks
>later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained "I
>get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and
>we never leave Council Bluffs."

Good one.

[acsguitar]

Just got one in an email I'll share...

>Subject: Nebraska Blond
>>
>
> A young blonde woman in Omaha, Nebraska was so depressed that
>she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Missouri River.
> She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
>water when a handsome young man saw her tottering on the edge of the
>dock, crying.
> He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live
>for. I'm a sailor and I'm off to Europe in the morning. If you like, I
>can stow you away on my ship.
> "I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
>Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added,
>"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
>a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
> That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
>lifeboat.
> From then on, every night! he brought her three sandwiches and a
>piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks
>later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain.
> "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
> "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained "I
>get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."
> "He certainly is," the captain said. "This is Harrah's Casino, and
>we never leave Council Bluffs."

Good one.

Nice one