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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:50 pm

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill
the
hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest,
one
girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what
they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the
effort
you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you
dig a
hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the
girl
who plants the trees called in sick.




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Postby Simulacrum » Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:58 pm

Not too shabby. :-b
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Postby 1337_Dude » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:00 pm

I like it :-b
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Postby Big Pimpin » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:01 pm

That's great. :-b
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:28 pm

Great joke.. ;-D
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:19 pm

Pretty good, Mad. :-b ;-D
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Postby teddy ballgame » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:29 pm

Nice. ;-D :-b
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:47 am

Got a smile from me. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:41 pm

Nice ;-D
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Snakes Gould » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:30 pm

ha funny ;-D ALTHOUGH, i was hoping a difference punchline was coming from 2 blondes fillin each other's holes ;-D
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