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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:49 pm

Madison wrote:
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3 run homer wrote:why would you have to swerve so hard to get out of the way of a flying bra? it must've been huge


I had a friend who flipped her car multiple times avoiding a deer once. She said if a deer ever got in front of her again, she was hitting it. :-°


That happened to a friend of mine too. But in LA, we call deer, homeless bums. ;-7


Killing Bambi with a car isn't as easy as you would think. It's quite a challenge.

I prefer to shoot Bambi. ;-D


I like to shoot them, then run over them a bunch of times....

...gets things nice and tenderized that way...
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Postby JTWood » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:07 pm

It's stories like this that have lead the insurance companies to pressure states into adopting laws banning minors from driving with other minors without an adult in the car.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:31 pm

Madison wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
3 run homer wrote:why would you have to swerve so hard to get out of the way of a flying bra? it must've been huge


I had a friend who flipped her car multiple times avoiding a deer once. She said if a deer ever got in front of her again, she was hitting it. :-°


That happened to a friend of mine too. But in LA, we call deer, homeless bums. ;-7


Killing Bambi with a car isn't as easy as you would think. It's quite a challenge.

I prefer to shoot Bambi. ;-D


Hit a deer once when I was 17 with my 1991 Chevy Cavalier. The deer, upon impact, barfed all over the side of my car. it was gross.

So then I stopped and the deer was all mangled and deadlike on the side of the road and I kind of felt bad; well not really, and then I saw the front my car and I really didn't feel bad, but when I looked to start yelling profanities at the mangled dear near-carcass, It got up and ran away, the bastard. I'm still upset about it. I hope he (it was a doe, but whatever, any a-hole deer that hits me is a he... yeah, that's right, the deer hit ME! I didn't drive my car out into the woods in front of a deer) got turned into deer jerky or whatever they call deer meat now.
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Postby acsguitar » Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:19 pm

Coppermine wrote:Was she hot?



Yea thats really the only thing I care about
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby eftda » Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:45 pm

Do we have a picture of the bra?
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