Tike Redman? Stealing machine?

[Transmogrifier]

Okay since you really need SB's that bad, the Marlins are playing the Phillies in a series this week, and as the following link aptly shows...
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stats/fie ... tealingPct

if you scroll all the way to the bottom, it will become evident that Mike Lieberthal of the Phillies couldn't even do a better job of throwing momma off the train than Danny Devito did. So try a marlin, maybe Luis Castillo (stole one tonight on him), Derek Lee, Juan Encarnacion (not so much so) etc.

Thanks, but all those guys are gone. That's why I'm looking at scrubs like Tike, Crawford and Sanchez.

[LetsPlay2]

If you need someone who's probably available who could steal a couple bases still, you may want to try Ryan Freel.