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Postby wrveres » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:14 pm

from "Gas Lamp ball"
Padres release Bellhorn.

Well the Bellhorn experiment is over.
Bellhorn's Padres career will forever be remembered for the frustrating bases loaded, pinch hitting situation. So terrible. Bellhorn had some big home runs for the Padres this season but struggled with consistency, finishing the season with a .190 average. For the record... Finishing with a season average of .190 isn't exactly struggling with consistency.
It's a little more like consistency took one look at you, and crapped in your hat before jumping out of a window.
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Postby StarsNPinstripes » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:36 pm

With all the sadness, this was a good comic relief.Funny.
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Postby Another Blown Save » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:48 pm

How dare they release Godhorn
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Postby RJ24VC15 » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:54 pm

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Postby raiders_umpire » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:55 pm

Crapped in your hat and jumped out the window. 8-o

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Postby davidmarver » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:59 pm

The only thing consistent about Bellhorn were the boos I gave him every plate appearance at Petco. Save Burroughs, I have never booed someone as enthusiastically as I did Bellhorn. Good riddance. :-°
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Postby Big Pimpin » Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:42 pm

raiders_umpire wrote:Crapped in your hat and jumped out the window. 8-o

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:-B

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Outstanding. ;-D

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Postby Bellhornismygod » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:04 am

I still love him.
And once again the great Bellhorn has landed on his feet, $800,000 from the Padres in 2006!
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Postby RynMan » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:12 am

Bellhornismygod wrote:I still love him.


Ugh, you would. :-[
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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:36 am

Watch Towers and Bochey get the boot with the Horn.
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