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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:43 pm

Have we now seen it all?? I didn't see this posted anywhere:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

Lightning exits from woman's bum
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Lightning
What Natasha Timarovic's bottom may have looked like

A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom.

The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth – with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body.

And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet – so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain.

'It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said.

A medic told local news station 24 Sata: 'Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside… if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.'

The medic described the incident as 'bizarre, but not impossible.'
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Postby thedude » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:01 pm

8-o That is the...most awesome thing i have ever heard.
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Postby Mugrila » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:03 pm

:-o
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Postby Pacman » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:09 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Lightning exits from woman's bum




Did a newspaper really use the word bum in a headline????



Just wondering...


Peace



P.S. Long time no, Lofunzo... hope you're well... I also assume that bag/head avitar is the result of a lost bet.... otherwise there's no reason for it... Yanks have nothing to be ashamed of... at least they made the playoffs.... :-/
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Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:52 pm

I know the feeling.

Too many times I've felt like there was lightening coming out of my butt.
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Postby JTWood » Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:55 pm

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LMFAO!!! I hate to laugh at this story, but that pic/quote combo is freaking hilarious!

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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:03 pm

The room must have smelled like burning rectum.. I can't even imagine the horror :-{
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:24 pm

I think I read something like this on the Football Cafe. :-?

Man, look out, Youtube. You'll be inundated with lightning up your arse videos in lieu of those ridiculous fire fart videos. :-b
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:14 pm

That has to be one of the funniest visuals ever recorded in modern history. Braveheart would be so proud.
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Postby RyanK » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:26 pm

Is it ironic that while reading that the song "Again Tonight" by John Mellencamp came on my shuffle and has the lyrics:


"Girl's got lightning
Underneath her skirt"



I think not...[/i]
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