Why isn't there a drive-thru sears in my mall?

[acsguitar]

I had a friend who, when merging onto the interstate, would not look over his shoulder or use his mirrors. He simply stared straight ahead and yelled, "MERGING!!!", for some reason. I don't ride along with him anymore.

Hopefully he will videotape that a few times and share it with us before getting run over.

Then again, what does he drive? If it's big enough, he just crushes anyone in his way.

Yeah, he was driving a boat of some sort back then, like a Bonneville or something. Like I said, I don't ride with him anymore, but I think he's got a newer Grand Am now.

Another boat!

[Omaha Red Sox]

I had a friend who, when merging onto the interstate, would not look over his shoulder or use his mirrors. He simply stared straight ahead and yelled, "MERGING!!!", for some reason. I don't ride along with him anymore.

Hopefully he will videotape that a few times and share it with us before getting run over.

Then again, what does he drive? If it's big enough, he just crushes anyone in his way.

Yeah, he was driving a boat of some sort back then, like a Bonneville or something. Like I said, I don't ride with him anymore, but I think he's got a newer Grand Am now.

Another boat!

Oh, this car is probably half the size of the other one.