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Postby thedude » Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:59 pm

"I do not think baseball of today is any better than it was 30 years ago... I still think Radbourne is the greatest of the pitchers." John Sullivan 1914-Old athletes never change.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:07 pm

Yea hopefully she loses her license for this one...but nope she won't she'll be driving in a week or maybee leaving the hospital
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Postby Madison » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:36 pm

Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:34 pm

Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


But only if they're over the age of 60 and/or have a vagina.
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Postby davidmarver » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:43 pm

Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


But only if they're over the age of 60 and/or have a vagina.

Women can drive? When did that happen? :-?

;-) O:-)
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:49 pm

davidmarver wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


But only if they're over the age of 60 and/or have a vagina.

Women are allowed to drive? When did that happen? :-?

;-) O:-)


Fixed that for you. ;-)
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Postby thedude » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:50 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
davidmarver wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


But only if they're over the age of 60 and/or have a vagina.

Women are allowed to drive? When did that happen? :-?

;-) O:-)


Fixed that for you. ;-)


It is a good thing most of the people on this board are men otherwise we would have to listen to some darn lecture.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:59 pm

thedude wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
davidmarver wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


But only if they're over the age of 60 and/or have a vagina.

Women are allowed to drive? When did that happen? :-?

;-) O:-)


Fixed that for you. ;-)


It is a good thing most of the people on this board are men otherwise we would have to listen to some darn lecture.


Yeah, but here we could always just close the window. !+)
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:56 am

Madison wrote:Reason #5983530469435 why old people should have to take a driving test every 6 months. :-o


i told my grandma that once, she got mad

seriously though, if you are old is there something genetic that makes you drive 15 MPH under the speed limit?
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:13 am

So I almost hit a Mercedes Kompressor today and some other car on the way to work.

Why?!?! Cause Women are horrible drivers.

First there is an accident in the far left lane on a 3 lane road speed limit 45 MPH.

So I get in the middle lane. Well some moron blonde in front of me stops her car at a green light!! And starts talking to the people in the accident who are obviously getting each others numbers and completely fine.

Then an old woman goes to make a left hand turn but neglects the turning lane mostly. So She basically just sticks her bumper about 2 feet into the normal lane. The lady in the Kompressor instead of going around her decides to stop her car. Causing me to slam on my breaks and the Mack Truck behind me to do the same.

Idiots!! The worst is that I would have been at fault for these things.
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