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Postby PlayingWithFire » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:44 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


Free Condom? :-D

nah, it's not going to change.

:-t to the woman
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:47 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


I agree with that, but there are kids like my mother who turned out fine despite having been raised by unfit parents and experiencing a traumatic childhood. The sad fact is that there are a great deal of unfit parents in the world, but it's their decision whether intended or not, as to the parents engaging in an intimate activity with plenty of consequences at the end of the tunnel. Plus, no one likes Big Brother being meddlesome when it comes to extremely personal affairs.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:49 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


Free Condom? :-D

nah, it's not going to change.

:-t to the woman


How about mandatory 'fixing' (tying the tubes) for those deemed unfit? }:-)
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:01 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


Free Condom? :-D

nah, it's not going to change.

:-t to the woman


How about mandatory 'fixing' (tying the tubes) for those deemed unfit? }:-)


You Republicans are cruel :-o

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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:35 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


Free Condom? :-D

nah, it's not going to change.

:-t to the woman


How about mandatory 'fixing' (tying the tubes) for those deemed unfit? }:-)


You Republicans are cruel :-o

:-b


Cruel like a fox! }:-) :-b

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Postby Coppermine » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. There should be criteria set up that entitles someone to have kids. A test they should have to take to make sure they are fit to handle the enormous responsibilities of raising another human being. I know this is unrealistic, but too many stupid people have kids.


Free Condom? :-D

nah, it's not going to change.

:-t to the woman


How about mandatory 'fixing' (tying the tubes) for those deemed unfit? }:-)


You Republicans are cruel :-o

:-b


Cruel like a fox! }:-) :-b

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Postby Madison » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:11 pm

So a woman with 5 kids swings one of them at her boyfriend. Why the surprise?

She's got 5 kids!

She's not married!

Stupid people do stupid things!

No shock here.

I say let some 7 foot, 500 pound guy swing her into a wall until it's her skull that fractures. One less worthless idiot in the world. ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:18 pm

That's awful. I mean, even logically, a baby makes a poor weapon, regardless of the fact that, you know, IT'S A BABY. It's not like babies are mini bundles of brick or anything.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:31 pm

Half Massed wrote:That's awful. I mean, even logically, a baby makes a poor weapon, regardless of the fact that, you know, IT'S A BABY. It's not like babies are mini bundles of brick or anything.


And don't babies have soft heads anyway?
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Postby brewcrew4you » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:09 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Half Massed wrote:That's awful. I mean, even logically, a baby makes a poor weapon, regardless of the fact that, you know, IT'S A BABY. It's not like babies are mini bundles of brick or anything.


And don't babies have soft heads anyway?


Soft spots, not soft heads - your skull starts out as 8 major plates (on the top of the head) that fuse together along the four major sutures as you develop.
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