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Postby Pogotheostrich » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:25 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
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Big Pimpin wrote:Shhh, quit giving them ideas. :-o

I guess you could, I never thought of that... !+)

Ok, maybe set it up with a thermal detector or something. Or maybe it auto-reloads and never runs out of ammo.

So I haven't worked out all the kinks yet, ok? O:-) :-b


Sorry it took me all of 5 seconds to crack the defenses. :-D


Yeah the snakes (or whatever they were protecting themselves from) weren't that smart. !+)

Maybe you don't have the motion sensors, but every 30 seconds there's just a burst and the area is sweeped. No one would have time to run through. There, crack that one. :-D


I didn't realize we were on fantasy island. :-D

Unless you have lasers or some kind of robot constantly reloading the guns, I just wait them out.

Why don't you just mine the border? It would be a lot cheaper and harder to detect.
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:26 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:37 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:55 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:27 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)


How bout a big sign that points the other direction and says USA
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:33 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)


How bout a big sign that points the other direction and says USA


Now that's the best one yet and I think everyone has to agree or they're idiots. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:16 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)


How bout a big sign that points the other direction and says USA


Now that's the best one yet and I think everyone has to agree or they're idiots. ;-D


That's the best! They would be so confused!
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Postby acsguitar » Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:52 pm

Coppermine wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)


How bout a big sign that points the other direction and says USA


Now that's the best one yet and I think everyone has to agree or they're idiots. ;-D


That's the best! They would be so confused!


Especially if you had people standing there handing out water bottles dosed with lsd.

They'd be really confused
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:13 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:
Absolutely Adequate wrote:How to fix the problem (which I don't think is as imminent a threat as some of you, but still):

1. Punish businesses that employ illegal labor. Severely. Both with jail time and by fines.
2. Increase the number of people who can enter our country legally. Set up an Ellis Island type thing on the Mexican border.
3. For those who don't wait, make an agreement with Mexico to institute stricter punishments.


All good suggestions. ;-D

On a side note... HOLY CRAP I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH AA ON SOMETHING! :-b


I like to think, Big Pimpin, that although you may disagree with my conclusions, you at least agree that I do my best to be logical and analytical. I think only a moron would call me irrational, really.

And I can't think of any other preventative methods that may work, to be honest. I think it's an interesting debate and hope someone else can come up with actual ideas instead of "shoot 'em."


How bout a big wall that if you pass below it it lets out a horrible shreaking noise that immediately makes the person get naseus or something


That is a ridiculous idea, acs. Sheesh. Didn't you see that episode on Mythbusters where they tested this? Dumbest idea ever. :-b ;-) }:-) !+)


How bout a big sign that points the other direction and says USA


Now that's the best one yet and I think everyone has to agree or they're idiots. ;-D


That's the best! They would be so confused!


Especially if you had people standing there handing out water bottles dosed with lsd.

They'd be really confused


I don't think so, you know how much that LSD water would cost.
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