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Postby RugbyD » Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:41 pm

does anyone have a set they'd like to sell me? I don't feel like waiting for one of our people in the London office to bring a set back with him.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:01 pm

RugbyD wrote:does anyone have a set they'd like to sell me? I don't feel like waiting for one of our people in the London office to bring a set back with him.


Those are illegal... you should go to jail just for asking for them.

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I'm just being a jerk, lawn darts are awesome. I would argue that if someone can use lawn darts responsibly, then they should have the right to have them. I mean, it would be absurd to suggest that someone playing lawn darts by themselves should be carted off to jail for it. But no, the law is quite clear; lawn darts are a controlled substance and those in possession should be prosecuted.
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Re: Lawn Darts / Jarts

Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:02 pm

Coppermine wrote:
RugbyD wrote:does anyone have a set they'd like to sell me? I don't feel like waiting for one of our people in the London office to bring a set back with him.


Those are illegal... you should go to jail just for asking for them.

}:-)

I'm just being a jerk, lawn darts are awesome. I would argue that if someone can use lawn darts responsibly, then they should have the right to have them. I mean, it would be absurd to suggest that someone playing lawn darts by themselves should be carted off to jail for it. But no, the law is quite clear; lawn darts are a controlled substance and those in possession should be prosecuted.


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Postby RugbyD » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:05 pm

not illegal to own. they just can't be manufactured for resale anymore. i have seen sets on ebay before on occassion, but rarely.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:09 pm

RugbyD wrote:not illegal to own. they just can't be manufactured for resale anymore. i have seen sets on ebay before on occassion, but rarely.


I hear lawn darts is a gateway game that leads to eventually hunting people for sport.
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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:15 pm

i had lawn darts but the plastic tails all broke. now i just play hilly billy golf, bocce ball or bags. i refuse to call bags by its cincinatti name
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:18 pm

j_d_mcnugent wrote:i had lawn darts but the plastic tails all broke. now i just play hilly billy golf, bocce ball or bags. i refuse to call bags by its cincinatti name


Cornhole haha

Anyways I play disc golf
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:33 pm

acsguitar wrote:
RugbyD wrote:not illegal to own. they just can't be manufactured for resale anymore. i have seen sets on ebay before on occassion, but rarely.


I hear lawn darts is a gateway game that leads to eventually hunting people for sport.


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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:01 pm

acsguitar wrote:
j_d_mcnugent wrote:i had lawn darts but the plastic tails all broke. now i just play hilly billy golf, bocce ball or bags. i refuse to call bags by its cincinatti name


Cornhole haha

Anyways I play disc golf


My kid and I play all the time. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:28 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
j_d_mcnugent wrote:i had lawn darts but the plastic tails all broke. now i just play hilly billy golf, bocce ball or bags. i refuse to call bags by its cincinatti name


Cornhole haha

Anyways I play disc golf


My kid and I play all the time. ;-D


Nice...I had a few different throws.

my favorite is the overhand I can wail it. But then my arm hurts for a while
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