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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:31 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm an uncle. :D


You just had to revive this thread with the new board up, didn't you? :C


That I did. :^ My kid got his purple belt the other day if you were interested. Which, of course, I know you are. :D
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:34 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm an uncle. :D


You just had to revive this thread with the new board up, didn't you? :C


That I did. :^ My kid got his purple belt the other day if you were interested. Which, of course, I know you are. :D
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:53 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:I'm an uncle. :D


You just had to revive this thread with the new board up, didn't you? :C


That I did. :^ My kid got his purple belt the other day if you were interested. Which, of course, I know you are. :D


I thought he was too old for Barney the Dinosaur, Omaha.
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Yoda » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:17 pm

I don't have kids but I would definitely brag about them if I had any.
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby TheRock » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:52 pm

My oldest son quit his first job last week. First of many I'm sure.
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:52 pm

TheRock wrote:My oldest son quit his first job last week. First of many I'm sure.


Why'd he quit?
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:07 pm

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TheRock wrote:My oldest son quit his first job last week. First of many I'm sure.


Why'd he quit?


The Orlando Magic offered him more money - plus how are you going to top 2 NCAA championships in a row?
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:16 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
TheRock wrote:My oldest son quit his first job last week. First of many I'm sure.


Why'd he quit?


The Orlando Magic offered him more money - plus how are you going to top 2 NCAA championships in a row?


Yeah, whaddya gonna do?... !+)
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Coppermine » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:33 am

Mookie4ever wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
TheRock wrote:My oldest son quit his first job last week. First of many I'm sure.


Why'd he quit?


The Orlando Magic offered him more money - plus how are you going to top 2 NCAA championships in a row?


You're about to smell what the rock is cookin'.... meatloaf?
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby knapplc » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:30 am

Last Thursday the San Diego Chicken came to our local ball park to do a show. As we were walking to our seats a guy approached us asking if we could help with the show - there's a skit the Chicken does with four "little chickens" - so my little girl said she would help out. They did a bit of quick training on the side, and then out they went on the field for the show:

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Trooping in. She's the #3 chicken in line, wearing the white shoes.

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Just swatted the catcher, now it's on to give the opponent bad mojo.

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We've given the opponent our bad mojo, now it's time to assault the umpire. You can see she's looking right at Mommy here. Mommy is doing her best to distract her, so she doesn't get all of her stunts done. Bad Mommy!!!

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Taking a bow after the performance.

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Streaking off the field at the speed of light.

She did really well, except for the fact that Mommy, Grandma and Grandpa were up in the stands shouting her name and distracting her, so she forgot to "pee" on the umpire. Other than that she did really well.
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