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Postby gfantasy » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:52 am

Wow that story is messed up. The pieces dont even fit together!
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:54 am

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Coppermine wrote:Man, I'd be happy to go like that; in my bed, undisturbed... I don't need some kind of fancy schmancy burial, and have you seen the markup on caskets? It's like 5000%!

Well, that alone has convinced me cremation is the way I want to go... but I don't want to sit morbidly on someone mantlepiece, just waiting to get knocked over by some Ben Stiller-like assclown.

I want a viking funeral where they shoot flamming arrows at me in a boat.

I've told my whole family... They better heed my wishes!!

I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

Were you drunk when you wrote this?
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Postby pa_tater » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:33 pm

That reminds me, I have to visit Grandpa in the home if he is still alive.
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Postby 1337_Dude » Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:51 pm

Wow that's very sad. If nothing else just being that easily forgotten would be terrible.

Funny this came up. I said yesterday that I want a gigantic tomb stone when I die. I mean to the point that you walk into the cemetary and say, "What kind of a jerk would get a stone that big?". I also want a strobe light at the top of it, but I bet it'd be too hard to talk the people into that.
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