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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:58 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:after having some time to think about this rationally, i've decided to embrace the bastardization of Monopoly and have decided to go to work on marketing PORNOPOLY!

imagine the possibilities...instead of tired old Boardwalk and Park Place you could have VIVID Studios and Wicked Studios...and throw in Chadsworth and Van Nuys and all those other Silicone Vally cities. instead of the Railroads you could have 4 of the top Porn Websites. Instead of "passing GO" you could "land your next film"

...and the pieces...gone are the dogs and thimbles...replaced by A Dirty Mattress, a Breast Implant, a Fake Dong, Porn DVD and Wad of Tissue

...and what fun we could have with Chance and Community Chest. "You got caught shooting a film with an underage girl. Pay $5,000,000 and go directly to Jail"....or "you're new fake cans get you on the A-list..collect $1,000,000"

...now wouldnt that be fun ;-7


Best idea ever!!! can I buy some stock?

Interesting

http://www.voetstoots.com/pornopoly/#
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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:02 pm

Wow, how stupid. :-[ I can guarantee my girls won't have the "new edition" either. :-[ Image

At least the kept the classic one around. ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:05 pm

I'm always the shoe.
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:07 pm

Coppermine wrote:I'm always the shoe.


I bet you are sicko :-t
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:12 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:after having some time to think about this rationally, i've decided to embrace the bastardization of Monopoly and have decided to go to work on marketing PORNOPOLY!

imagine the possibilities...instead of tired old Boardwalk and Park Place you could have VIVID Studios and Wicked Studios...and throw in Chadsworth and Van Nuys and all those other Silicone Vally cities. instead of the Railroads you could have 4 of the top Porn Websites. Instead of "passing GO" you could "land your next film"

...and the pieces...gone are the dogs and thimbles...replaced by A Dirty Mattress, a Breast Implant, a Fake Dong, Porn DVD and Wad of Tissue

...and what fun we could have with Chance and Community Chest. "You got caught shooting a film with an underage girl. Pay $5,000,000 and go directly to Jail"....or "you're new fake cans get you on the A-list..collect $1,000,000"

...now wouldnt that be fun ;-7


Best idea ever!!! can I buy some stock?

Interesting

http://www.voetstoots.com/pornopoly/#


yeah...i figured someone beat me to it :-t

maybe i can go halfsies with him
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:43 pm

Coppermine wrote:I'm always the shoe.

I'm always the car. :^

I'm also the only one that ever wants to finish the whole game. :-[
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:06 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:
Coppermine wrote:I'm always the shoe.

I'm always the car. :^

I'm also the only one that ever wants to finish the whole game. :-[


Always the car too, and I'll throw a fit if I don't get my way. :-b
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Postby 1337_Dude » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:25 pm

At least I have my old version to play with. If I ever see anyone playing this version I'll flip the board or something.


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Postby Coppermine » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:32 pm

In an effort to modernize the monopoly feel, they have also updated some of the Community Chest cards:

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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:17 pm

Nice. :-b
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