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How italians tell time

Postby RugbyD » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:11 pm

The video is in Italian, so read the setup.

An elderly Italian man is sleeping on the side of the road on a pile
of hay. He is awakened by a wealthy man on a motorcycle who asks for the time. The old gentleman has a donkey next to him and by simply feeling the donkey's testicles, he tells the man on the motorcycle the time...

This gentleman on his return trip spots the old man again and,
thinking the old man was just lucky, asks him again. To the wealthy man's surprise, the old man is exactly correct again about the time.

Now watch the video ..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Phv-PqDa0c
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Postby brewcrew4you » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:27 pm

that was pretty good.
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Postby Madison » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:17 am

:-b Was wondering why you didn't give the punchline too, but now that I've seen the video I understand. :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:19 pm

That was pretty darn funny!
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:48 pm

That was a really good one. ;-D
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Postby 1337_Dude » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:13 pm

Weird but funny.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:34 pm

Haha, not-a-so-bad, eh? ;-D
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Postby JTWood » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:57 pm

*chuckle*

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Postby acsguitar » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:55 pm

JTWood wrote:*chuckle*

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Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:52 pm

nice
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