String is the Devil

[Madison]

How about hose? Water hoses. Mine seem to get tangled up and muddy all the time...

Wet T-Shirt contests would never be the same without hoses.

[acsguitar]

How about hose? Water hoses. Mine seem to get tangled up and muddy all the time...

Obvioulsy the devil..


Here's another creepy thing.


String looks like snakes!! Snakes = Devil in the bible

Therefore String is the new devil!!!

RUN!!!

For example!

Is this a piece of string or satan himself

[Omaha Red Sox]

String looks like snakes!! Snakes = Devil in the bible

Therefore String is the new devil!!!

RUN!!!

For example!

Is this a piece of string or satan himself

He was referred to as a dragon more than he was a snake. So, pretty much all reptiles, in general, are evil...except for tortoises. I'd say turtles, but those snapping turtles are pretty devilish.

[acsguitar]

String looks like snakes!! Snakes = Devil in the bible

Therefore String is the new devil!!!

RUN!!!

For example!

Is this a piece of string or satan himself

He was referred to as a dragon more than he was a snake. So, pretty much all reptiles, in general, are evil...except for tortoises. I'd say turtles, but those snapping turtles are pretty devilish.

So i've been lied to all these years!!

BOOO

Good thing Dragons are extinct

[Tavish]

I thought for a while here that this was a rant against the usage of strings in computer programs.

There is nothing wrong with C. Strings are over-rated anyways.

[The Miner Part 2]

How about hose? Water hoses. Mine seem to get tangled up and muddy all the time...

Wet T-Shirt contests would never be the same without hoses.

or string bikinis..

[Dan Lambskin]

my desk phone cord at work got really tangled...it was so bad i hated when people would call me on it becasue i would have to pull it apart. finally it snapped in half and i emailed IT and was like "my phone cord broke...bring me another one"

[gfantasy]

my desk phone cord at work got really tangled...it was so bad i hated when people would call me on it becasue i would have to pull it apart. finally it snapped in half and i emailed IT and was like "my phone cord broke...bring me another one"

I had the same issue...

Then we got a phone de-tangler. You should look into them. Does wonders.



Here's the Link.

[acsguitar]

finally it snapped in half and i emailed IT and was like "my phone cord broke...bring me another one"

You sicko!!!

Leave poor IT alone!!!

[Tavish]

finally it snapped in half and i emailed IT and was like "my phone cord broke...bring me another one"

You sicko!!!

Leave poor IT alone!!!

Chances are the conversation went something like this:

Dan: "My %#$ phone cord broke, get me a new one."

IT tech: "OK, I need you to unplug the cord from the base unit for 30 seconds then plug it back in."

Dan: "Why? Its completely shot to hell."

IT tech: "OK, have you plugged it back in? Are you still experiencing the same problems?"

Dan: "Yes you moron, the cord is frayed and split in ten different places."

IT tech: "OK, let me try and send a test call. It may be our network that is experiencing problems."

Dan : "Will you put the lame scenario cards away and listen to me you idiot. My phone cord is a shot-to-hell POS. All I need is a new one."

IT tech: "OK, in that case I'll need to transfer you to a level 2 tech and he should be able to figure out how we can solve this. Please hold."