Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!
It's A Boy! Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is?
Bill Clinton Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!
It's A Boy! Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is?
Bill Clinton Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!
It's A Boy! Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is?
Bill Clinton Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!
It's A Boy! Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is?
Bill Clinton Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.
That's a big baby...
Congrats, Omaha on bringing another Tubby into the world.
OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.
The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
Boss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).
Dick Cheney
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.
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