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Postby Mugrila » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:32 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
gfantasy wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:It said I was pregnant, with a boy, and that Ralph Nader is the daddy... :-o :-o


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LMAO


Yup.

Then I clicked "Pick a new daddy" and I got Janet Reno. I'm not sure which is worse... :-o

:-b


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Probably Janet Reno... :-o
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:14 pm

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Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!


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It's A Boy!
Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is?


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Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.


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Postby acsguitar » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:20 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Image
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!


Image
It's A Boy!
Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is?


Image
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.


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Congrats dude!!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby Mugrila » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:29 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Image
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!


Image
It's A Boy!
Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is?


Image
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.


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That's a big baby... :-o
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:58 pm

Mugrila wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Image
Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Josh! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun!


Image
It's A Boy!
Josh, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 4 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is?


Image
Bill Clinton
Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.


Image



That's a big baby... :-o


Congrats, Omaha on bringing another Tubby into the world. ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:17 pm

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

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The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

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Postby bigh0rt » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:22 pm

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Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

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The Pool Guy

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

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Boss Hogg

You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

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Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

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Postby acsguitar » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:25 pm

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Thats the picture taken at the moment of conception.

Yes he was wearing a suit at the time
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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