acsguitar wrote: Omaha Red Sox wrote: acsguitar wrote: The Artful Dodger wrote:
Weddings and marriages are as overrated as Jennifer Aniston's looks.
Yea tell me about it I have a panic attack thinking about weddings
I can't stand em...just not a fun time for me I guess...I used to be a server/bartender for a high class catering company.
Its just really annoying..All the guys are laid back but the chicks, especially the moms, get all bent out of shape and crazy...
"Oh my god you put the candle an inch to the right of where I asked!!"
stuff like that
I'm not crazy about weddings either. I've been to 12 of them over the past 4 years and well, each one makes me feel like the way Cubs fans must feel each year.
I was the best man at my best friend's wedding and the odd thing is the girl had taken a shine to me at first but I wound up hooking her up with my friend. So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
I must admit my favorite time was when I was basically half-drunk and I was called up for an impromptu speech, which I happened to turn into a "10 Things I hate about England" rant (yes, this had taken place in England). That had to be my finest hour on English soil akin to the Battle of Britain.