The Artful Dodger wrote:Weddings and marriages are as overrated as Jennifer Aniston's looks.
Yea tell me about it I have a panic attack thinking about weddings
Why?
I can't stand em...just not a fun time for me I guess...I used to be a server/bartender for a high class catering company.
Its just really annoying..All the guys are laid back but the chicks, especially the moms, get all bent out of shape and crazy...
"Oh my god you put the candle an inch to the right of where I asked!!"
stuff like that
I hear ya, but it's understandable. I used to manage hotels so I'm used to ritzy receptions and the high expectations of brides, etc. And I do understand that it's their day and they want everything to be perfect. I guess they're just meant for some people and not for others. Frankly, that's not the reason I got out of the business. That was one of the more enjoyable aspect, imo, even though it was insanely hectic most of the time.
I have a crazy story regarding a reception we had to prepare for. I don't have time to write it out right now, but I'll try to later.
The Artful Dodger wrote:Weddings and marriages are as overrated as Jennifer Aniston's looks.
Yea tell me about it I have a panic attack thinking about weddings
Why?
I can't stand em...just not a fun time for me I guess...I used to be a server/bartender for a high class catering company.
Its just really annoying..All the guys are laid back but the chicks, especially the moms, get all bent out of shape and crazy...
"Oh my god you put the candle an inch to the right of where I asked!!"
stuff like that
I'm not crazy about weddings either. I've been to 12 of them over the past 4 years and well, each one makes me feel like the way Cubs fans must feel each year. I was the best man at my best friend's wedding and the odd thing is the girl had taken a shine to me at first but I wound up hooking her up with my friend. So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
I must admit my favorite time was when I was basically half-drunk and I was called up for an impromptu speech, which I happened to turn into a "10 Things I hate about England" rant (yes, this had taken place in England). That had to be my finest hour on English soil akin to the Battle of Britain.
The Artful Dodger wrote:So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
I go for the beer; stay for the Mambo No. 5
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....
The Artful Dodger wrote:So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
I go for the beer; stay for the Mambo No. 5
Personally, I wait for the conga line and that'll give me good reason to touch that hot bridesmaid's bum (who happens to be engaged for a wedding next month).
The Artful Dodger wrote:So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
I go for the beer; stay for the Mambo No. 5
Personally, I wait for the conga line and that'll give me good reason to touch that hot bridesmaid's bum (who happens to be engaged for a wedding next month).
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I was the best man at my best friend's wedding and the odd thing is the girl had taken a shine to me at first but I wound up hooking her up with my friend. So, most times, you'll find me sitting in the corner, drinking the most expensive beers that will take a toll on the lucky couple's open bar tab, and praying the DJ would by happenstance, play some metal music instead of that popular music remix mish-mash rubbish.
