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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:40 pm

1337_Dude wrote:They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.




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Postby Tavish » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:41 pm

1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Thats an awesome story. ...

Some of his quotes are great.

Apparently there is debate over whether they are bears or racoons.

http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/giant-panda.cfm


Panda Bears are very hard to classify and there is much debate among scientists and taxonomists on where to classify them. To make a long story short, the Giant Panda Bear is extremely close to both bears and raccoons anatomically, and behaviorally. Although it may be hard for many of you to look at a picture of a Panda Bear and see the resemblance of a raccoon. To make it easier, take a look at a RED PANDA or “Lesser Panda”. Scientists are constantly going back and forth discussing the connection and classification of these two “ Panda Bears”. To me and you, it is obvious that Panda Bears look more like bears than raccoons, but to a taxonomist it is much more complex. I’ll leave the details of this to another article.

They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.


Bah, you must get your information from Wikipedia as well. Learn to think for yourself. They are obviously mutant racoons.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:43 pm

Tavish wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Thats an awesome story. ...

Some of his quotes are great.

Apparently there is debate over whether they are bears or racoons.

http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/giant-panda.cfm


Panda Bears are very hard to classify and there is much debate among scientists and taxonomists on where to classify them. To make a long story short, the Giant Panda Bear is extremely close to both bears and raccoons anatomically, and behaviorally. Although it may be hard for many of you to look at a picture of a Panda Bear and see the resemblance of a raccoon. To make it easier, take a look at a RED PANDA or “Lesser Panda”. Scientists are constantly going back and forth discussing the connection and classification of these two “ Panda Bears”. To me and you, it is obvious that Panda Bears look more like bears than raccoons, but to a taxonomist it is much more complex. I’ll leave the details of this to another article.

They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.


Bah, you must get your information from Wikipedia as well. Learn to think for yourself. They are obviously mutant racoons.


I think so too...The chinese did ancient experiments on racoons and out came a panda "bear".

Its really a monster racoon of death
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Postby 1337_Dude » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:50 pm

Tavish wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Thats an awesome story. ...

Some of his quotes are great.

Apparently there is debate over whether they are bears or racoons.

http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/giant-panda.cfm


Panda Bears are very hard to classify and there is much debate among scientists and taxonomists on where to classify them. To make a long story short, the Giant Panda Bear is extremely close to both bears and raccoons anatomically, and behaviorally. Although it may be hard for many of you to look at a picture of a Panda Bear and see the resemblance of a raccoon. To make it easier, take a look at a RED PANDA or “Lesser Panda”. Scientists are constantly going back and forth discussing the connection and classification of these two “ Panda Bears”. To me and you, it is obvious that Panda Bears look more like bears than raccoons, but to a taxonomist it is much more complex. I’ll leave the details of this to another article.

They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.


Bah, you must get your information from Wikipedia as well. Learn to think for yourself. They are obviously mutant racoons.

They wouldn't be called panda bears if they weren't bears...duh. What idiot would do that? :-?
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:52 pm

1337_Dude wrote:
Tavish wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Thats an awesome story. ...

Some of his quotes are great.

Apparently there is debate over whether they are bears or racoons.

http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/giant-panda.cfm


Panda Bears are very hard to classify and there is much debate among scientists and taxonomists on where to classify them. To make a long story short, the Giant Panda Bear is extremely close to both bears and raccoons anatomically, and behaviorally. Although it may be hard for many of you to look at a picture of a Panda Bear and see the resemblance of a raccoon. To make it easier, take a look at a RED PANDA or “Lesser Panda”. Scientists are constantly going back and forth discussing the connection and classification of these two “ Panda Bears”. To me and you, it is obvious that Panda Bears look more like bears than raccoons, but to a taxonomist it is much more complex. I’ll leave the details of this to another article.

They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.


Bah, you must get your information from Wikipedia as well. Learn to think for yourself. They are obviously mutant racoons.

They wouldn't be called panda bears if they weren't bears...duh. What idiot would do that? :-?



Well the whale shark is actually a shark.

Koala Bears are actually some sort of possum I think.

Gold Fish aren't made of gold.

Chicken of the Sea isn't actually tuna.

I rest my case
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Postby 1337_Dude » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:56 pm

acsguitar wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
Tavish wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:Thats an awesome story. ...

Some of his quotes are great.

Apparently there is debate over whether they are bears or racoons.

http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/giant-panda.cfm


Panda Bears are very hard to classify and there is much debate among scientists and taxonomists on where to classify them. To make a long story short, the Giant Panda Bear is extremely close to both bears and raccoons anatomically, and behaviorally. Although it may be hard for many of you to look at a picture of a Panda Bear and see the resemblance of a raccoon. To make it easier, take a look at a RED PANDA or “Lesser Panda”. Scientists are constantly going back and forth discussing the connection and classification of these two “ Panda Bears”. To me and you, it is obvious that Panda Bears look more like bears than raccoons, but to a taxonomist it is much more complex. I’ll leave the details of this to another article.

They are bears. There I've laid to rest years of debate.


Bah, you must get your information from Wikipedia as well. Learn to think for yourself. They are obviously mutant racoons.

They wouldn't be called panda bears if they weren't bears...duh. What idiot would do that? :-?



Well the whale shark is actually a shark.

Koala Bears are actually some sort of possum I think.

Gold Fish aren't made of gold.

Chicken of the Sea isn't actually tuna.

I rest my case

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Whale sharks are hybrids invented to be the perfect killing machine so techincally they are both.

Koala Bears are bears because they are called bears.

Gold Fish....well they are soooo delicious

Chicken of the Sea, well Jessica Simpson doesn't know one way or another and if she doesn't know then I highly doubt anyone does.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:43 pm

i wonder what Panda tastes like?
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:00 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:i wonder what Panda tastes like?


Good question. Does it taste more like bear or raccoon? :-?
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:38 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i wonder what Panda tastes like?


Good question. Does it taste more like bear or raccoon? :-?


I heard it has the gamey flavor of a deer and the trash flavor of british food
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:48 pm

acsguitar wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i wonder what Panda tastes like?


Good question. Does it taste more like bear or raccoon? :-?


I heard it has the gamey flavor of a deer and the trash flavor of british food


Sounds delightful. :-L
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