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Postby acsguitar » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:58 am

Yea I agree with art. How is this ghetto...can corporate america even be ghetto?
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Re: Corporate Ghetto

Postby bronxxbomber » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:59 pm

bigken117 wrote:This is you:

3. Not only do you know all the security guards, janitors and cafeteria workers, ONE OF THEM HAS ASKED YOU OUT.


12. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud.

I love these two because I can relate. My uncle's a bit of scumbag (love him to death) and has dated just about everyone at his job (works in a hospital) and my mom would all feign being sick whenever she didn't want to go to work.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:26 pm

bronxxbomber wrote:
bigken117 wrote:12. Before calling in sick, you rehearse your sick voice and sick story several times out loud.

and my mom would all feign being sick whenever she didn't want to go to work.


Let's be honest here, and I'm only using your quote as an example Bronxx. For anyone else who's had employees call in sick, does it really matter what voice/story they use? If you know them, you'll know whether they're lying or stretching the truth, or not. Really doesn't matter what excuse they use or how they sound. Ultimately, if you're a good employee, you'll have a job the next day. If you're not a good employee, you could be the best actor in the world, but you'll still be one step closer to the door.
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Postby 1337_Dude » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:30 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:Use of the word 'ghetto' is getting out of hand. Many things are ghetto, checking your email in the morning isn't one of them.


This list is whack. }:-)

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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:31 pm

1337_Dude wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:Use of the word 'ghetto' is getting out of hand. Many things are ghetto, checking your email in the morning isn't one of them.


This list is whack. }:-)

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