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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:05 pm

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ARRR!

In case you don't know what this is, September 19th is the official talk like a pirate day.
So I hope that you will join me in making the FBC a supporter of the talk like a pirate day.
So, from here on out, all my posts for the day will be in pirate lingo, I hope that you'll do the same...
(If you need some help, here's a translator: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html)

Ehm, YARRR!

:-b
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:13 pm

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day wrote:10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.


Dang it, all this talk of Talk like a Pirate Day has the "Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life for Me" song stuck in my head. :-P
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:09 pm

Avast!
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....
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Postby Madison » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:51 pm

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:24 pm

Madison wrote:Lasted another year. Lol. :-b


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Postby brewcrew4you » Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:24 pm

So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says, "Buddy, you look uncomfortable", to which the pirate replies:


"Yaaar, it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:50 am

Damn. Missed it. Aaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. :-[
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Postby Tavish » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:19 am

My late addition to talk like a pirate day.

You still use Kazaa? WTF is ur problem d00d? All the l33t h4x0rz use bittorrent now.
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Postby 1337_Dude » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:12 am

I wish I hadn't been at work all day yesterday. Kind of hard to talk like a pirate there. Luckily, I was able to get some pirate talk in before I left.
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